Quarantine Chic

How green is your catwalk? How sustainable is your vision? How circular is your economy? These were the questions Vogue found dominating the Spring 2020 catwalks back in October 2019. They were legitimate questions and ones that once again will need answering. But not right now. Time, like fashion, changes quickly and these questions are […]
Hair today, Gone tomorrow

Make me bald. Seriously. All of me. Make every last inch of my body hairless so that I resemble a slippery seal. In fact, make everyone bald. Life would just be so much easier if none of us had hair. Anywhere. From where I am lying in my bed I can see a long strand […]
Darkest before the dawn

In the words of 80’s ballad badass, Michael Bolton ~ ‘There’s a light. A certain kind of light. That never shone on me. I want my life to be lived with you’ This classic housewife-wet-knicker-inducing tune floats around my head continuously at the moment. The reason is not a new found love of the long haired […]
Time to let go

{Member’s of the Cambridge rowing team. James Cracknell second from the right} I text my friend Dan the other day with a link to a new comedy writing and performance course now available at the University we both attended. ‘Totes would have loved this!’ I wistfully exclaimed ‘Got another […]
What’s the buzz?

I just don’t get coffee. I’m sorry. I realise I am in the minority here but I just don’t understand it’s appeal. I know this may come as a disappointment to a lot of you but let me explain what I do know about one of the worlds most popular drinks and you can perhaps […]
Stir Crazy on the Island

It took me four seasons before I succumbed to the unhealthy addiction of watching Love Island. I managed to stay away for so long but was at a friends for dinner at the beginning of July and she MADE me watch it. She literally forced me so I had to. I knew that my addictive […]
Written on my face

{Jawline examples from 2009} The first time I ever heard about plastic surgery was in the early 90’s when I found a picture of Dolly Parton in one of my Saturday magazines. I was so fascinated by the picture that I cut it out and pinned it to my cork board. Dolly was dressed in […]
Rising of a new Mooncup

With the start of a new year comes a new moon and with a new moon comes the Mooncup. An incredibly tenuous, if not completely unrelatable, linking of January and a sanitary product but I’m sticking with it because I want to talk about the Mooncup. No, I NEED to talk about the Mooncup. First […]