Beyonce’s song Run the World starts with a clear statement of ‘WE run this Mother’. I believe her 100 per cent. She should have stopped there. Unfortunately the song carries on asking ‘WHO run the world?’ Had Queen B thought to ask me to co-write her number one hit, I would have told her very bluntly to lose the question mark and simply keep on...

When Caitlin Moran suggests I read something on twitter I jump to attention and do as she says: “@caitlinmoran: I’ve said it before but @EvaWiseman really has found a new trick to writing columns: Read Guardian article here“ Well I tripped over to read what Eva had to...